Make Bad Luck Go Away

This ritual makes your bad luck go away

Procedure

 * 1) Write "BAD LUCK" on a small piece of paper
 * 2) Burn the paper in a fire
 * 3) Chant "Fire, fire burning bright, turn my darkness into light! Take away my bad luck ill, bring me nothing but goodwill. Bad luck came and stayed to long, be gone forever, be gone, be gone! With this fire burning bright, bring me good luck, bring me light!"