The Porsche Kittisawat Love Spell

Since I'm currently in love with the fictional character named Porsche Pachara Kittisawat portrayed by the handsome young Thai-American actor named Apo Nattawin Wattanagitiphat, I wanted to write down the perfect love spell to make him love me. I haven't ever seen the t.v. show "KinnPorsche", but I saw a few short clips of it on YouTube and Dailymotion and it looked a little dorky, but I did see the actor Apo Nattawin Wattanagitiphat in the "Vogue" fashion shows and on several interview talk shows promoting his brand-new August 2023 movie, "Man Suang", which I'd also like to see it for myself. Oh, he's so cute, sexy and adorable! Wow, he is so absolutely gorgeous! He is just a doll. What a beautiful young clean-shaven face he has! His dark chocolate-brown eyes, his pale caramel-golden flawless complexion, his jet-black straight hair and his cherry-lipped grinning smile... He's definitely the new Paolo Montalban, I think. I think that he's even cuter and sweeter than Paolo Montalban. I never really had a hot crush thing for Paolo though like I used to when I was eleven years old back in November 1997.

Okay, here's the spell.

Set up your altar with some of the following items and spend some time staring at each item and wishing Zac was yours.

One or more photos of Porsche Kittisawat

A Porsche Kittisawat doll

A photoshopped picture of you and Porsche Kittisawat together

Other items you will need for the spell include: A male-shaped candle (a tealight-candle will do fine also and is much safer!)

Anointing oil

A rose quartz crystal

Instructions:

Take your red Porsche Kittisawat-shaped candle (that would be your male-shaped candle) or your tealight candle.

Inscribe the words "PORSCHE PACHARA KITTISAWAT LOVES (your name)" into the candle with your Exacto Knife or whatever you use for inscribing the candles. If you are using a tealight candle, just write it on a piece of paper instead.

With your finger, dab the oil across the carving. (With a tealight candle, just drop a drop of oil on top of the candle.)

Hold your rose quartz crystal in your hand.

Now walk or dance in the circles, deosil/clockwise, around the altar (or just walk in the center of the room if your altar is against the wall).

While you're walking/dancing, chant the following at least more than three times (and more if you feel so inclined):

"Porsche Pachara Kittisawat... Oh, your gorgeous face.

I wish to hold you forever in my sweet embrace.

May the Goddess bring your soul to me

Because you and I were meant to be.

This is my will, so mote it be!"

Allow the candle to burn for the next 30 minutes while you hold your crystal and concentrate on Porsche Kittisawat's love for you.

Put the candle out. (You can also let it burn down, but please do not ever leave a candle burning unattended. People aren't just telling you that because they're geeks and jockies that don't understand that you have to let it burn all the way down.

I nearly burned my entire apartment down one night because I left a spell candle burning in a glass votive holder. The candle-holder got too hot and busted and my kitchen table nearly caught fire! Luckily the noise woke me up and I was able to put the fire out but it was very scary!! Those cheap dollar store glass candle holders can't take that much heat.)

Keep the rose quartz with you as a love charm until Porsche Kittisawat appears in your life.

Of course, you must remember that I did the spell first so I don't see how Porsche Kittisawat could possibly want you when he is going to want me.

So there you go! There is your Porsche Kittisawat Love Spell!

P.S. This is a joke, but the steps involved are a real spell and could be used if you substitute Porsche Kittisawat for whoever you love (and yeah, it's wrong to target someone like that.)

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