Fart Runes

This ritual, transcribed from the Galdrabók, causes its target to fart uncontrollably

Procedure

 * 1) Write the adjacent staves on white calfskin in blood
 * 2) Chant "I write you eight áss-runes, nine naudh-runes, thirteen thurs-runes - that will plague thy belly with bad shit and gas, and all of these will plague thy belly with great farting. May it loosen thee from thy place and burst thy guts; May thy farting never stop, neither day or night; Thou wilt be as weak as the fiend Loki, who was bound by all the gods: In thy mightiest name Lord, God, Spirit, Shaper, Ódhinn, Thórr, Saviour, Frey, Freyja, Oper, Satan, Beelzebub, helpers, mighty god, warding with the companions of Oteos, Mors, Notke, Vitales"