Of the Sword and other instruments of the magical arts

These instructions, transcribed from the Key of Solomon, detail the crafting and consecration of a sword of magic

Procedure

 * 1) Polish a sword at 1 AM or 3 PM on a Wednesday
 * 2) Transcribe the sentence "Yod He Vau He, Adonai, Eheieh, Yayai" onto one side of the sword
 * 3) Transcribe the sentence "Elohim Gibor" onto the other side of the sword
 * 4) Chant "I conjure thee, O Sword, by these Names, Abrahach, Abrach, Abracadabra, Yod He Vau He, that thou serve me for a strength and defence in all Magical Operations, against all mine Enemies, visible and invisible. I conjure thee anew by the Holy and Indivisible Name of El strong and wonderful by the Name Shaddai Almighty; and by these Names: Qadosch, Qadosch, Qadosch, Adonai Elohim Tzabaoth, Emanuel, the First and the Last, Wisdom, Way, Life, Truth, Chief, Speech, Word, Splendour, Light, Sun, Fountain, Glory, the Stone of the Wise, Virtue, Shepherd, Priest, Messiach Immortal; by these Names then, and by the other Names, I conjure thee, O Sword, that thou servest me for a Protection in all adversities. Amen"