The Magical Herbal Hair Growth Tonic For Your Client

To encourage healthy, thick hair for your client at all cost, and to help your client's hair grow faster, try your very best to use this simple herbal tonic.

Wear some gray sheer silk clothes and light the Hyssop incense.

Bring a pot of pure spring-water to a boil.

Add a handful of dried Nettles.

Reduce the heat, cover it, and let it simmer for the next 10 minutes.

Chant the following incantation more than thrice, consciously directing the energy and intention of the chant into the pot:

"Thick like the neck of a bull,

Strong like the trunk of an oak,

Bright like the sunlight on the water,

Full like the bounty of the Earth.

More gloriously than a king/queen, you are crowned."

Remove the pot from the heat and allow the liquid to cool off. Remove the Nettles. Pour the liquid in a spray bottle and add 7 drops of the Rosemary essential oil. Spray your client's freshly washed hair with the Hair Growth Tonic (carefully shake well before using it) and gently massage it with your fingertips.

Continue doing it until his/her desired look is achieved, replenishing your supply as necessary.