Tail-Growing Ritual

This ritual makes you grow a tail

Procedure

 * 1) Write "I wish for a tail, a(n) (animal) tail. I wish for it to be (length in feet) feet long. May it be (color) (with color spots/stripes/tip/shimmer). May it grow a little bit everyday for (amount of days) days. Let my tail stay for life, as (soft as a cloud/rough as sandpaper). I wish for my (animal) tail, for glory, for passion, for wonder, for life, so mote it be" on a piece of paper
 * 2) Fold the paper and draw a pentagram on it
 * 3) Place the paper under the moonlight for a minute or more
 * 4) Chant "Tail of my dreams, come to me in (remaining days) days, so we can be together for the rest of our lives" before placing the paper beneath your pillow and sleeping with it