How to render oneself Invisible

This ritual, transcribed from the Key of Solomon, enchants a wax doll with the ability to turn you invisible when you carry it with you

Procedure

 * 1) Make a figurine out of wax during the month of January on a Saturday at around 8 AM
 * 2) Carve the first set of symbols into the head of the wax doll
 * 3) Write the second set of symbols on a piece of toad skin
 * 4) At midnight, take a strand of your hair and use it to tie the wax doll to the roof of a cave
 * 5) Light some incense and chant "Metatron, Melekh, Beroth, Noth, Venibbeth, Mach, and all ye, I conjure thee O Figure of wax, by the Living God, that by the virtue of these Characters and words, thou render me invisible, wherever I may bear thee with me. Amen"