Grow wings in 2-4 days

You will need the following items for this spell:


 * 1) Voice
 * poo
 * 1) And alone time

Steps
just Focus, and say, " Gods and Goddess of the toilet, listen now and hear my prayer. Let me soar with wings of poo brown, speed right through the cold of night. My wings are (desired colour). They can stretch to be (number of feet) long. Only (people, some people, etc.) can see them. Gods and Goddess of the sky, let me now fly fly fly!" Only chant it once. It is best for you to be alone when you do so. It doesn't matter what time it is, and where you are. Just once.

These are some side effects:
 * A tingling sensation in the back.
 * Sharp pains on/between your back.
 * Headaches.
 * Your feet and legs may also feel sweaty
 * When you say the spell it will feel like someone is pumping in your back.


 * And your hands and arms might feel strong this is true